A Tax Pfunny

The IRS sent me a letter last Friday. They audited my return anddenied two of my dependent deductions! I sent them the followingletter: Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of thethree dependents I claimed on my Federal Income Tax return. Thankyou. I have questioned whether these are my ... Read More

Interview with the Easter Bunny

With the possible exception of Santa Claus himself, there is not abusier mammal on the face of the earth than the Easter Bunny. Once ayear, the Easter Bunny hops into the home of hundreds of millions ofboys and girls all over the globe, dropping off chocolates, candy andeggs as part of the celebration of Easter. ... Read More

The Hero Lawyer

Did you hear about the lawyer on vacation whose sailboat capsized indangerous, shark-infested waters? He surprised his travelingcompanions by volunteering to swim to the far-off shore for help. As he swam, his companions were startled by the appearance of twodorsal fins — great white sharks, heading straight toward the lawyer.To their surprise, the sharks allowed ... Read More

Not Much of a Man

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’sAngels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old fella,pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a seat atthe counter. The second walked up to the old man, spit into his coffee and took aseat at the ... Read More

Vocal Puzzle

Solve the puzzles by saying them out loud, over and over, faster andfaster, repeating the phrase, until you “hear” the answer. Example: LAWN SAND JEALOUS (place) Answer: Los Angeles 1. SHOCK CUSSED TOE (person) 2. SAND TACKLE LAWS (fictional character) 3. MY GULCH HOARD UN (person) 4. MOW BEAD HICK (book) 5. TALL MISCHIEF HER ... Read More

Priestly Assistance

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a small boy tying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the doorbell is just out of his reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy’s position. He steps smartly across ... Read More

World History in a Student’s Eyes

Here is a collection of freshman history bloopers collected by aCanadian history professor (Anders Henrickson) over the years: During the Middle Ages, everybody was middle aged. Church and statewere cooperatic. Middle Evil society was made up of monks, lords andsurfs. It is unfortunate that we do not have a medivel European laidout on a table ... Read More

Virus Alert

This is the big one! Editors note:This is absolutely true. Bill Gates personally called someone that used to work near this other guy’s 3rd cousin-in-law that has a friend whose ex-girlfriend told a buddy of mine’s wife’s brother that he overheard this in the bathroom, and it was just released by Microsoft yesterday. I called ... Read More

Three Irish Brothers

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, “You know, a pint goes flat after ... Read More

Pop Quiz

(1) There’s one sport in which neither the spectators, nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contestants are finished. What is it? (2) What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward? (3) Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other ... Read More