Hospital News

A guy is in the hospital with two broken legs. The nurse comes in and tells him that there’s good news and bad news. The guy asks for the bad news first. The nurse says, “We’re going to have to remove your legs.” Then the guy asks for the good news. The nurse says, “The ... Read More

Doctor News

Doctor: I have bad news and good news. Patient: What’s the bad news? Doctor: Your operation will cost much more than predicted. Patient: Oh my God, and what’s the good news? Doctor: I can buy a new Mercedes.

Baseball Humor

Two great buddies, Tommy and Fred, were two of the biggest baseball fans in the USA. Their entire adult lives, Tommy and Fred discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try ... Read More