Dad Jokes about the Ocean

Q: What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?A: A nervous wreck. I knew I shouldn’t have had the sea food. I’m feeling a little eel. Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?A: Cliff. Q: What are bald sea captains most worried about?A: Cap sizes. Q: Why ... Read More

A Sherlock Pfunny

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a goodmeal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went tosleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.” ... Read More