star wars

Redneck Jedi

by pfitz
You might be a redneck jedi if: Your landspeeder has a bumper-sticker that reads “I break for Wookies!” Your lightsaber has been used to power a still. You’ve ever eaten roadkill bantha stew. You’ve made out with your sister and your dad wants to kill you. You use the force to help your mother win ... Read More

Bar Wars

by pfitz
The Star Wars text crawl walks into a bar. “Get outta my pub!” the bartender yells. “We don’t serve your type here.” Luke walks into the Mos Eisley cantina, cradling a slab of dirt in his arms. “What’ll it be?” asks the barman. “A pint for me, and one for the road.” The Death Star’s ... Read More

Star Wars Riddles

by pfitz
Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files? A: Adobe Wan Kenobi Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating? A: Wookieleaks Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? A: To get to the Dark Side. Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener? A: Because he has a green thumb. ... Read More

Sith Lord Wanted

by pfitz
Position Available Immediately: Apprentice Sith Lord, Dark Side Consulting Group. An unexpected position has opened up in the Dark Side Consulting Group for an Apprentice Sith Lord. The ideal candidate for this position would like galactic travel and possess a complete understanding of, and competence with the Force, or demonstrate a willingness to learn. Duties ... Read More