Star Wars Riddles

Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi

Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
A: Wookieleaks

Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.

Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
A: Because he has a green thumb.

Q: And why can’t you count on his to pick up the tab?
A: Because he’s always a little short.

Q: How do you get down from a bantha?
A: You don’t. You get down from a goose.

Q: What did the specter of Obi Wan Kenobi say to the bartender?
A: “Give me a beer and a mop.”

Jabba the Hut is fat.
How fat is he?
So fat, Obi Wan took a closer look and said, “that’s no moon.”