Relationships

The Jerk

by pfitz
Having a bad day? Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, “Hello?” I politely said, “This is Patrick Hannifin and could I please speak to Robin Carter?” Suddenly the phone was ... Read More

The Self-Conscious Pirate

by pfitz
A pirate captain walks into a bar with his first mate and they sit down at the bar. Now, the pirate captain has been a little down on his luck in the world of women, know what I mean? His first mate notices some lovely piratical wenches across the bar. “Arr, cap’n, you should go ... Read More

Roger and Diane

by pfitz
A true story! Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Diane. He asks her out to a movie, she accepts, they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after ... Read More

Men and Women Compared

by pfitz
NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra, and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra, and Rose. But if Mike, Charlie, Bob, and John go out for a pint, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head, and Useless. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, ... Read More

Letter from Mom

by pfitz
When the man came home, his wife was crying. “Your mother insulted me,” she sobbed. “My mother? How could she do that?” the man asked. She’s on vacation on the other side of the world!” “I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious.” “And?” “At ... Read More