Relationships

Kids Talk about Love & Marriage

by pfitz
Kids’ answers to questions on love and marriage: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? WHAT WOULD YOU ... Read More

Fairy Tale

by pfitz
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess’s lap and said, “Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince ... Read More

Sharing Everything

by pfitz
An elderly couple toddled into the local McDonalds and ordered one combo meal. The wife carefully cut the sandwich in two and began to eat her half. The husband respectfully sat and watched. The eating did not progress quickly, and soon the other customers began to notice. Finally one helpful person offered to buy the ... Read More

Prolonging Life

by pfitz
An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack. The doctor advised him to cut out sex to prolong his life. He went home, and he and his wife discussed the matter at length, and decided that he should sleep in the ... Read More

Grilling Out

by pfitz
Grilling out: it’s the only type of cooking a “real” man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion. (1) The woman goes to the store. (2) The woman “fixes” the salad, vegetables, and dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places ... Read More

Shy Guy

by pfitz
A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine’s Day night and sees abeautiful woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to herand asks tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I bought you a drink?” She responds by yelling, at the top of ... Read More

A Compliment Pfunny

by pfitz
Morris was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player. The player was known primarily for his lack of IQ, common sense, and that he leaned toward the unattractive side ... Read More

Let’s Play House

by pfitz
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Billy, want to play house?” He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?” Sally replies, “I want you to communicate your feelings.” “Communicate my feelings?” said a bewildered Billy. “I have no ... Read More

Christmas Letter from the Mother-in-Law

by pfitz
Dear Darling Son and That Person You Married, Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t worry. I’m just fine considering I can’t breathe or eat. The important thing is that you have a nice holiday, thousands of miles away from your ailing mother. I’ve sent along my last ten dollars in this card, which I ... Read More

Newlywed Breakfast

by pfitz
A newly married couple returned from their honeymoon and the next day the bride woke up and decided to make her husband breakfast in bed. She brought him scrambled eggs, toast, and orange juice. While eating the breakfast, the man said, “It’s good, but it’s not like mother used to make.” So the next day she ... Read More