Dad Jokes about the Ocean

Q: What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?A: A nervous wreck. I knew I shouldn’t have had the sea food. I’m feeling a little eel. Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?A: Cliff. Q: What are bald sea captains most worried about?A: Cap sizes. Q: Why ... Read More

Dad Joke Riddles

Q: What can you jump over that’s a hundred feet in the air?A: A dead centipede. ———- Q: How do you organize a space party?A: You planet. ———- Q: Why would you want to move to Switzerland?A: Well, the flag is a big plus. ———- A dad is washing the car with his son. After a while ... Read More

Riddles for Christmas

Q. What is Santa’s favorite state?A. Ida-ho-ho-ho Q. What did the first snowman says to the second snowman?A. “I don’t know about you, but I smell carrots.” Q. Did you hear about the kid who was scared of Santa?A. He was Claus-trophobic. Q. What do you call Santa’s little helpers?A. Subordinate clauses. Q. What does a gingerbread man use to ... Read More