Q: What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A: A nervous wreck.
I knew I shouldn’t have had the sea food. I’m feeling a little eel.
Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A: Cliff.
Q: What are bald sea captains most worried about?
A: Cap sizes.
Q: Why are fish so easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales!
Q: What do you call a fish who practices medicine?
A: A sturgeon!
Q: Have you heard the latest ocean gossip?
A: It’s all ‘current’ news!
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!