Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

* 10. Why it’s good to have five pairs of black shoes.

* 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

* 8. Crying can be fun.

* 7. FAT CLOTHES

* 6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

* 5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.

* 4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

* 3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

* 2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

* 1. OTHER WOMEN (Send this on to all the women you are grateful to have as friends)