* 10. Why it’s good to have five pairs of black shoes.
* 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
* 8. Crying can be fun.
* 7. FAT CLOTHES
* 6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
* 5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
* 4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
* 3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
* 2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
* 1. OTHER WOMEN (Send this on to all the women you are grateful to have as friends)