pets

Things a Dog Must Remember

by pfitz
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff even though I haven’t got a chance to rip the bag to shreds to see what was in it. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. I must shake ... Read More

An Unusual Pet

by pfitz
Apretty lonely guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he decided on a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for its house. He took ... Read More

Buying a Cat

by pfitz
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store. He does a double take. He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for ... Read More