She’s bright as Alaska in December.
He donated his body to scientists…
Before he was done using it.
If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
Go on! Give him a penny for his thoughts…
you’ll get change back.
She got into the gene pool while the lifeguards weren’t watching.
He’s so dense, light bends around him.
If brains were taxed, she’d get an Earned Income Credit.
If you stand close enough to her, you can hear the ocean.
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy-doodle to hold them
He’s got a mind like a sieve…
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
One neuron short of a synapse.
She’s from the shallow end of the gene pool.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge…
she just gargled.
The lass has a room temperature IQ.
We think she was left a bit too long on on the Tilt-A-Whirl as a baby.
Wheel is turning – but the hamster is dead.
It’s amazing… he can watch 60 Minutes in just under 2 hours.