Dog Quotes

“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.” — Gene Hill

“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the
car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at
nothing right in your ear.” — Dave Barry

“Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend; inside of a
dog, it’s too dark to read.” — Groucho Marx

“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of
dogs.” — Aldous Huxley

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down.” — Robert Benchley

“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think
that’s how dogs spend their lives.” — Sue Murphy

“I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the
guts to bite people themselves.” — August Strindberg

“No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.” —
Fran Lebowitz

“Ever consider what dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul — chicken, pork, half
a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” — Anne Tyler

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult.” — Rita Rudner

“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a
can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.” — Joe Weinstein

“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.” — James

“You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person
with pets.” — Nora Ephron

“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you
are wonderful.” — Ann Landers

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea.” — Robert A. Heinlein

“In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore
him.” — Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

“Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is
one of the most fond memories!” — Dr. Tom Cat

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face.” — Ben Williams

“When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.” —
Edward Abbey

“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as
the dog does.” — Christopher Morley

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.” — Josh Billings