Job Interview Phrases

Phrases for you to use in a job interview:

“I’m extremely adept at all manner of office organization”
means: I’ve used Microsoft Office.

“I’m honest, hard-working and dependable”
means: I pilfer office supplies.

“I take pride in my work”
means: I blame others for any mistakes.

“I’m personable”
means: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

“I am very adaptable”
means: I’ve changed jobs a lot.

“I am on the go”
means: I’m never at my desk.

“I’m highly motivated to succeed”
means: The minute I find a better job, I’m outta here.