Impressing the Boss

A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO
standing in front of the company shredder with a piece of paper in

“Listen,” said the CEO, “this is very important, and my secretary’s
already left. Can you make this thing work?”

“Certainly,” said the young executive. He turned the machine on,
inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

“Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside
the machine. “I’ll just need one copy.”