Extreme Rednecks

You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.

Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

Someone in your family died right after saying, “Hey all y’all, watch this!”

Your junior prom offered day care.

You think the last words of the “Star-Spangled Banner” are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

You’ve ever lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

The Halloween Jack-o-Lantern on your porch has more teeth than you.

You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

One of your kids was born on a pool table.

You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Jack Daniels makes your list of “Most Admired People.”

You go to your family reunion looking for a date.

Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

You dated one of your parents’ current spouses in high school.