Country Song Titles

Readers of a New York magazine were asked to invent country-song titles. Here are some entries:

– Ain’t No Trash In My Trailer Since The Night I Threw You Out

– You Wanted To Get Hitched, But My Heart Is Filled With Whoa

– Baked My Sweetie A Pie, But He Left With A Tart

– I Lost My Honey Bunny On A Bad Hare Day

– She Chews Tobacco, But She Didn’t Choose Me

– The Peach I Picked In Georgia Didn’t Cling To Me For Long

– Don’t Want That Floozy In My Jacuzzi

– I Found The Recipe For Heartbreak In A Cookbook On Your Shelf

– Now That We’re Miserable, I Hope You’re Happy