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A Cat Tongue-Twister

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See if you can do this. Read it out loud, as fast as possible without mistakes. (It’s supposedly one of Dr. Seuss’s lost tongue twisters. Yeah, right!) This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is sucker cat ... Read More

A Golf Pfunny

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One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing. Ben slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. Ben searches diligently through the thick underbrush and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that ... Read More

A Coffee Pfunny

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A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced ... Read More

Skeleton in a Bar

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A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer and a mop.”

A Hot Dog Pfunny

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A hot dog walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve food here.”

A Language Pfunny

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What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 or more languages? Multilingual What do you call someone who speaks only one language? An American!

Bear in a Bar

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A bear walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a beer…………………. and some of those peanuts.” The bartender says, “Why the big pause?”

Grasshopper

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So this grasshopper goes in to a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Hey we have a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says, “Oh yeah? Why would anyone name a drink ‘Bob’?”

Telephone Conversation

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Read aloud for best results (and some semblance of comprehension). This was nominated “best email of 1997.” The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review. Room Service (RS): “Morny. Ruin sorbees.” Guest (G): “Sorry, I ... Read More