Skeleton in a Bar
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer and a mop.”
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A Hot Dog Pfunny
A hot dog walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve food here.”
A Language Pfunny
What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 or more languages? Multilingual What do you call someone who speaks only one language? An American!
Bear in a Bar
A bear walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a beer…………………. and some of those peanuts.” The bartender says, “Why the big pause?”
Grasshopper
So this grasshopper goes in to a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Hey we have a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says, “Oh yeah? Why would anyone name a drink ‘Bob’?”
Telephone Conversation
Read aloud for best results (and some semblance of comprehension). This was nominated “best email of 1997.” The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review. Room Service (RS): “Morny. Ruin sorbees.” Guest (G): “Sorry, I ... Read More
Monster Toilet
Clever and creative home decorations!
Mr. Bean’s Turkey
A classic scene from Mr. Bean’s Christmas episode. 🙂