Top T-Shirts Seen Around Town
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“Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up”
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“My Designated Driver Drove Me to Drink”
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“I Yell Because I Care”
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“Procrastinate Now”
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“Rehab Is for Quitters”
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“Re-Elect Nobody”
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(Across a drawing of a skeleton)Â “Waiting for the Perfect Man”
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“My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse…
He Couldn’t do Better and I Couldn’t Do Worse”
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“My Dog Can Lick Anyone”
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“Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups”
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(On a baby-size shirt)Â “Party – My Crib – Two A.M.”
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“I Don’t Suffer from Insanity… I’m a Carrier”
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“The More I Learn About Women, The More I Love My Harley”
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“I’m Not 50… I’m $49.95 Plus Shipping & Handling ”
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“You Who Think You Know It All Are Really Annoying to Those of Us Who Do”
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“I Am the Person Your Parents Warned You About”
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“The Two Most Common Elements in the Universe Are Hydrogen and Stupidity”