The Clerk and the Cougher

A high school student is working his first day in a pharmacy when he’s approached by a customer who asks for something to cure his cough. The boy hands him a box of laxatives, telling him to take them all at once. The man follows his orders, walks out of the drug store and leans […]

Good Eyes

This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up. “My skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes […]

Get Well Message

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors performed the operation and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be from a second surgery the doctors hadn’t told him about, he finally got […]

Medical Chart Notes

Medical chart notes written by clever people Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. On the second day, the knee was better, and then on the third day it disappeared. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She […]