Doctor: I have bad news and good news. Patient: What’s the bad news? Doctor: Your operation will cost much more than predicted. Patient: Oh my God, and what’s the good news? Doctor: I can buy a new Mercedes.
Morris, the loudmouth mechanic, was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted a famous heart surgeon who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his Mercedes. Morris shouted across the garage, “Hey Doc! Is dat you? Come on ova’ […]
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn’t do any good. On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a […]
You May Need A New Doctor If… ** During surgery he has to keep repeating that “thigh bone’s connected to the knee bone” song. ** The patient before you was a goat. ** The local bar association named him “client of the year.” ** All his Medical books are from the Time-Life “Do-it-Yourself Series”. ** […]