A high school student is working his first day in a pharmacy when he’s approached by a customer who asks for something to cure his cough. The boy hands him a box of laxatives, telling him to take them all at once. The man follows his orders, walks out of the drug store and leans […]
Doctor: I have bad news and good news. Patient: What’s the bad news? Doctor: Your operation will cost much more than predicted. Patient: Oh my God, and what’s the good news? Doctor: I can buy a new Mercedes.