lightbulbs – Pfitz's Pfunnies

How Many Dogs?

11 November 2019 by pfitz

How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining. The day is young. We’ve got ourwhole lives ahead of us. And you’re inside worrying about a stupid,burned-out light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Not only that, but I’ll replace any wiringthat’s not up to code. Dachshund: I can’t ... Read More

Musical Lightbulb-Changing

16 February 20167 March 2017 by pfitz

There are many websites that list jokes about musicians. Here are all lightbulb-related ones I could find on a variety of websites. How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb? One to hold the lightbulb while the world revolves around her. or Three. One to climb up the ladder, one to kick the ... Read More

Dark Sucker

24 October 201028 October 2010 by pfitz

For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don’t emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers. The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light. First, the basis ... Read More