insurance

An Insurance Pfunny

by pfitz
National Health Insurance, Inc. ATTN: Claims Review PO Box 17342 New York, NY 12276 Dear Sir/Madam: I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident report form, I put “trying to do the job alone” as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter ... Read More

HMO Q&A

by pfitz
Q. What does HMO stand for? A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, ‘Hey, Moe!’ Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Dr. Moe Howard of “The Three Stooges ” who discovered that a patient could be made to forget about the pain in his foot if he was poked hard ... Read More

Pirate Insurance Claim

by pfitz
After many years at sea a pirate decided to retire. Since he had suffered injuries on the job he thought that he should collect on his workers compensation insurance. He had a wooden leg, a hook where his right hand should be and a patch over his right eye. The agent assured him that he ... Read More