books

List of Rejected Children’s Books

by pfitz
You Are Different and That’s Bad The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence All Cats Go to Hell The ... Read More

New Book Titles

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Some New Book Releases: How to Write Big Books, by Warren Peace The Lion Attacked, by Claude Yarmoff The Art of Archery, by Beau N. Arrow Songs for Children, by Barbara Blacksheep Irish Heart Surgery, by Angie O’Plasty Desert Crossing, by I. Rhoda Camel School Truancy, by Marcus Absent I Was a Cloakroom Attendant, by ... Read More

A B.O.O.K. Pfunny

by pfitz
Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device (BOOK). It’s a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It’s so easy to use even a child can operate it. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere–even sitting in an armchair by the fire–yet ... Read More