Q. What is Santa’s favorite state?
A. Ida-ho-ho-ho
Q. What did the first snowman says to the second snowman?
A. “I don’t know about you, but I smell carrots.”
Q. Did you hear about the kid who was scared of Santa?
A. He was Claus-trophobic.
Q. What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
A. Subordinate clauses.
Q. What does a gingerbread man use to keep his bed warm?
A. A cookie sheet
Q. What kind of photos do elves take?
A. Elfies!
Q. What kind of Christmas present just can’t be beat?
A. A broken drum!
Q. How did Scrooge win the football game?
A. The ghost of Christmas passed!
Q. What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
A. Snow!
Q. What kind of cars do Santa’s elves drive?
A. Toy-otas
Q. What’s a snowman’s favorite cereal?
A. Frosty Flakes
Q. How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
A. Fleece Navidad!