What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a pig that loves to paint?
Pig-casso!
How do pigs get to the hospital?
In a hambulance!
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog!
What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?
Philanthropig!
What do you call a pig with skin problems?
A wart-hog!
Where do pigs keep their money?
In the piggy bank, of course!
What do pigs use to clean themselves?
Hog-wash!
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
I was walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush!