What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite
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What’s a ghost’s favorite Mother Goose Story?
Little Boo Peep
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What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries
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Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuums are too heavy
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What room can’t a ghost go in?
The Living Room
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Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don’t have any body to go out with
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Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite
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Where do vampires put their money?
Blood Banks
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What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball
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What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end
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What would a monster’s psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein
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What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”
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What do naughty ghosts use in school?
Cheat sheets
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What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
Hello – Hello – Hello!
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What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A cereal killer
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What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs
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Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re too wrapped up in themselves
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What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends
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What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts
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What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel
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What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane
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What type of dog do vampire’s like the best?
Bloodhounds
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What is a ghoul’s favorite slurpee?
Lemon-slime
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What will a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich
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What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A trombone
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What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets
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What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
A girl with very high blood pressure