Health

Caesar Salad Now Legal

by pfitz
Caesar Salad Now Legal! WASHINGTON, DC — California decriminalized the sale of Caesar salad this week — and it’s not a moment too soon, the Libertarian Party said today. “When you outlaw Caesar salad, only outlaws will eat Caesar salad,” noted the party’s Director of Communications, Bill Winter. “That’s why, on the issue of Caesar ... Read More

Get Well Message

by pfitz
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors performed the operation and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be from a second surgery the doctors hadn’t told him about, he finally got ... Read More