â€œYou Know Itâ€™s a Bad Day Whenâ€¦â€
- The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
- You have an appointment in 10 minutes, and you just woke up.
- You open the paper and find your picture under a caption that reads: â€œWANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE!â€
- You see a â€œ60 Minutes news teamâ€ waiting in your outer office (and the DA waiting on the phoneâ€¦.)
- You wake up face down on the pavement.
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
- Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hellâ€™s Angels on the freeway.