Bad Day

by pfitz
Lists, Randomness

“You Know It’s a Bad Day When…”

  • The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
  • You have an appointment in 10 minutes, and you just woke up.
  • You open the paper and find your picture under a caption that reads: “WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE!”
  • You see a “60 Minutes news team” waiting in your outer office (and the DA waiting on the phone….)
  • You wake up face down on the pavement.
  • Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
  • Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels on the freeway.