An anteater walks into a bar and says that he’d like a drink.
“Okay,” says the bartender. “How about a beer?”
“Noooooooooo,” replies the anteater.
“Then how about a gin and tonic?”
“Noooooooooo.”
“A martini?”
“Noooooooooo.”
Finally, the bartender gets fed up and says, “Hey, listen buddy, if you don’t mind me asking, why the long noes?”