Bumper Sticker Ideas

  • If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
  • The Earth Is Full – Go Home.
  • I Have The Body Of A God – Buddha.
  • Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
  • If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
  • Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
  • Illiterate? Write For Help.
  • Honk If Anything Falls Off.
  • Cover Me, I’m Changing Lanes.
  • He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
  • You! Out Of The Gene Pool – Now!
  • I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
  • (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)…If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over
  • If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
  • Boldly Going Nowhere.
  • How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
  • “Politicians & Diapers both need to be changed, and for the same reason.”