I was in a London pub on Saturday night. I’d had a few drinks when I noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had strong accents, so I asked, “Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?”
One of them turned to me and screamed, “It’s WALES, you idiot!”
So I immediately apologized, and said, “Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?”
I can’t remember another thing from that night!