List of Rejected Children’s Books

by pfitz
Books, Children
  1. You Are Different and That’s Bad
  2. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
  3. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
  4. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
  5. The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
  6. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  8. All Cats Go to Hell
  9. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  10. Some Kittens Can Fly
  11. That’s it, I’m Putting You Up for Adoption
  12. Grandpa Gets a Casket
  13. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
  14. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  15. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
  16. Strangers Have the Best Candy
  17. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
  18. You Were an Accident
  19. Things Rich Kids Have, but You Never Will
  20. “Pop! Goes The Hamster!” and Other Great Microwave Games
  21. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
  22. Your Nightmares Are Real
  23. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
  24. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
  25. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
  26. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
  27. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry