Telephone Conversation

Read aloud for best results (and some semblance of comprehension). This was nominated “best email of 1997.” The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review. Room Service (RS): “Morny. Ruin sorbees.” Guest (G): “Sorry, I […]

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

[If you’re having a hard time figuring this one out, try reading it aloud.] Wants pawn term dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage honor itch offer ledge dock florist. Disc ladle gull orphan worry ladle rat cluck wetter putty ladle rat hut, end fur disc raisin pimple cauldron ladle rat […]

Chili Cookoff Chronicles

These notes are from an inexperienced chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from Canada. This is tremendously funny Pfunny– especially if you read it aloud to a friend. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Frank: “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last […]