frogs

Fairy Tale

by pfitz
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess’s lap and said, “Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince ... Read More

Frog Prince

by pfitz
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.” The frog said, “That’s great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?” “No,” said the psychic. “Next term — in her biology class.

A Frog Pfunny

by pfitz
A frog walks into a bank and asks the teller, “Who do I talk to about getting a loan?” The teller shows him to the office of the loans manager, Ms. Patricia Black. “I would like a loan of $20 to buy a new lily pad,” the frog tells her. “Do you have any collateral?” ... Read More