Signs You Need to Do the Laundry

Here are some signs you really need to do the laundry: You’re wearing your last pair of underwear in the shower consistently. You’ve worn your sheets to school because you can’t get them off of you. Your roommate walks around wearing a full body medical suit like they did in the movie “Outbreak” to avoid […]

Trump Philosophy

Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among other liberal ideals she was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs — what her dad dismissed as “redistribution of wealth.” She […]

College Writing

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus. “It’s a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway,” he said. “Actually,” said his guide, “it’s named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation.” The visitor was astonished. “Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?” “Yes, indeed,” […]

An Honorary Degree

A rich old boy sauntered into the offices of the president of a small Texas college and said, “I’d like to donate one million dollars to this here institution of higher education… But there’s a condition. Ah’d like to have an honorary degree.” The president nodded agreeably, “That’s not a problem. We can certainly arrange […]

Twas the Night Before Finals

by Andrew Hund, 1993 Twas the night before finals, and all through the college, The students were praying for last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy, but none touched their beds, While visions of essays danced in their heads. Out in the taverns, a few were still drinking, And hoping that liquor would loosen their […]