cars

Ghost Car

by pfitz
It was a dark and stormy night. A guy was driving in some mountains when his car broke down. He stopped it by a tree and walked down the highway looking for help. Some headlights started to approach him from behind. He turned back and noticed a car coming toward him very slowly. He walked ... Read More

Free Parking

by pfitz
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral. “Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce,” the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car ... Read More

Same Line of Work?

by pfitz
Morris, the loudmouth mechanic, was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted a famous heart surgeon who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his Mercedes. Morris shouted across the garage, “Hey Doc! Is dat you? Come on ova’ ... Read More

New Kind of Car

by pfitz
Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria. “Hey, whatever happened to Pete in payroll?”one asked. “He got this harebrained notion he was going to build a new kind of car,” his co-worker replied. “How was he going to do it?” “He took an engine from a Pontiac, tires from a Chevy, seats ... Read More