advice

Baby Power

by pfitz
Hello, my name is Quinn, and I’m nine months old. This is powerful advice for all you babies out there. Parents, please leave now, or you will be punished. Okay, now that the minions are gone, let’s get down to business. Do you feel like you have no control over your life? Do your mommy ... Read More

The Wit and Wisdom of Homer J. Simpson

by pfitz
“Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs.” “Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.” “You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.” “Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaseling out ... Read More

Important Farm Tips

by pfitz
Here are some tips that not only apply to farm life, but to almost any life. Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight and bull strong. Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is ... Read More

Good Advice from Kids

by pfitz
“Never trust a dog to watch your food.” -Patrick, age 10 “When your dad is mad and asks you, ‘Do I look stupid?’ Don’t answer.” -Hannah, age 9 Never tell your Mom her diet’s not working.” -Michael, age 14 “Stay away from prunes.” -Randy, age 9 “Don’t pull Dad’s finger when he tells you to.” ... Read More