Why didn’t the pirate get hungry when he was left on a desert island?
Because of all the sand which is there!
How do pirates know when they are about to be attacked?
They watch Sea-span!
I don’t know if you’ve heard about this new Pirate corn they’ve got now.
I guess it’s going to be like a buck an ear.
What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
What did Black Beard say to his men before they got on the ship? Let’s get on the ship, men!
Where does a pirate go to college ?