The IRS sent me a letter last Friday. They audited my return anddenied two of my dependent deductions! I sent them the followingletter: Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of thethree dependents I claimed on my Federal Income Tax return. Thankyou. I have questioned whether these are my […]
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be […]
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some […]