Family Bible

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages. “Momma, look what I […]

Strictly Business

One night a Suzanne found her husband standing over their baby’scrib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at thesleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions:disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, wonder, enchantment, concern… Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused,with eyes glistening she slipped her arm […]

Children & Prayer

One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was “acting up” during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just […]

White Hair

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out, in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Mommy, why are some of your hairs white?” Her […]

Lipstick Prints

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of theolder girls starting to use lipstick. When putting it on in theladies room they would then press their lips to the mirror and leavelip prints. Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gatheredall […]

Some Mother’s Day Pfunnies

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, “How do you expect to get into Heaven?” The boy thought it over and said, “Well, I’ll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, ‘For Heaven’s sake, Jimmy, come in or […]

Priestly Assistance

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a small boy tying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the doorbell is just out of his reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy’s position. He steps smartly across […]

Kids in Church

A little girl became restless as the preacher’s sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, “Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. “How do you know what to say?” he asked. “Why, […]

Let’s Play House

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Billy, want to play house?” He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?” Sally replies, “I want you to communicate your feelings.” “Communicate my feelings?” said a bewildered Billy. “I have no […]

Twins

A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, […]