The Buddhist Monk and the Hot Dog Stand

Part I: A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand and says, “Make me one with everything”.   Part II: The vendor makes the hot dog and hands it to the monk, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. “Excuse me, but where’s my ... Read More

A Hot Dog Pfunny

A hot dog walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve food here.”