Some Jewish Quotes

Here are some good quotes provided by some famous Jewish people. They’re not really about religion, but they do demonstrate the stereotypical Jewish perspective on life.

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“Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the only place in the Middle East that has no oil!”

~ Golda Meir

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“Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.”

~ Sam Goldwyn

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“I’m going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.”

~ Michael J. Fox

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“I had a linguistics professor who said that it’s man’s ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there’s one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren’t afraid of vacuum cleaners.”

~ Shalom Aleichem

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“Even a secret agent can’t lie to a Jewish mother.”

~ Peter Malkin

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“My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.”

~ Richard Lewis