Musical Lightbulb-Changing

There are many websites that list jokes about musicians. Here are all lightbulb-related ones I could find on a variety of websites. How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb? One to hold the lightbulb while the world revolves around her. or Three. One to climb up the ladder, one to kick the […]

Dark Sucker

For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don’t emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers. The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light. First, the basis […]