An Insurance Pfunny

National Health Insurance, Inc. ATTN: Claims Review PO Box 17342 New York, NY 12276 Dear Sir/Madam: I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident report form, I put “trying to do the job alone” as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter […]

Letter to the Bank

Dear Bank Manager, I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to […]

Letter from Mom

When the man came home, his wife was crying. “Your mother insulted me,” she sobbed. “My mother? How could she do that?” the man asked. She’s on vacation on the other side of the world!” “I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious.” “And?” “At […]