Some Marriage Pfunnies

A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, “Relatives of yours?”

“Yep,” the husband replied, “In-laws.”


All men are idiots. And I married their King.


I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”