Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and
crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!
Why are frogs looking forward to 2024?
It will be a Leap Year!
Why did the frog cross the road?
To see what the chicken was doing.
What are frogs’ two favorite games?
Hop-Scotch and Croaket
What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
French flies and a diet Croak